Friday, February 13, 2009

kampong mpk

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http://masauntukdiam.blogspot.com/
aku dan timun berasmara bersama.

this is written specially for you, longlegs. as you may stalk my blog.
i know you and your friends do.

yet i know, you are nothing more than a whore, because you are so cheap, making nonsense about others to cover up your own humiliating story.

it's a good step though, to tell my long lost friends such a story, because one of them is generous enough to tell me what you've told them, a complete untrue-and-you-trapped-yourself-in-your-own-trouble story.

i am sorry i so know this would happenned because you wont stop yourself and be so passive. you are not that kind of bitch i knew. i wonder why you did that before, and i know, things happened for a reason and you got yourself one.

dont even try to be blair warldof because you are so damn uglier than her, and you cant afford yourself to buy expensive things and steal others' belonging and you ate at TGI Friday because you have their coupons.

and dont make such a stupid story, find a realistic one. BECAUSE I DONT DO SEX WITH CUCUMBER. BECAUSE I'LL PUT A REAL PENIS IN MY VAGINA IF I WANT ONE.

what is on earth you think cucumber'll turn me on? this thing made me and my friend laugh all day long because as we thought you only have your legs and drag-queen figure to depend on, not your brain.

so, try again to humiliate me, fugly slut. wait till i see you in front of my face. nah, it's not a threat, because you knew me well.

12 comments:

wann said...

aik dah tukar cerita pulak tadi cerita lain.. yg ni "segar" sikit..

tren generasi terkini..attitude

benludin said...

trend akhir zaman

-nasib baik aku tak horny..haha!

ShiRah said...

erghhhh...tak terkomen sy
hahaha

ubilepih said...

cakap LONDON auk weh...!!!!..timun cicah sambal tempoyok lagi sedap...sedap pepalih

Obefiend said...

bacaan sebelum solat jumaat tiba tiba ada dilo timun pula

gelak hati kejap!

SATIRA + KACAU said...

Sdr Dollah: Tolong dengar nasihat saya. Jangan jadi budak nakal yang baru. Cukuplah dengan segala kenakalan yang sudah sedia ada.

Keburukan memang tetap perlu dibuka juga. Kalau tidak di buka, khuatir bernanah dan membiakkan virus di dalam kelambu pulak.

Kalau free, boleh jumpa aku di angkasa. Aku selalu ada di point 10atau sebelas. Kalau kau freelah. kalau tidak, lupakan sahaja.

Dengar khabar kau akan terpilih sebagai blogger lelaki paling popular bagi tahun 2008. Tahniah dari sahabat yang kau pura-pura tidak kenal.

Satira+Kacau

Weed and Bandages said...

ringkas dan terang.

FLOY said...

hi abdullah jones, saya dengan bertelurnya ingin tulisan terbaru saya (di blog saya semestinya) dipaparkan di sini.

btw, timun, dildo?

gile tak senonoh berdildokan timun. haha

jawa peranakan said...

mi no spik inglis..

mi no pil pom..

Bunga Binti Nordin said...

perghh!
direct sgt nih

revrie said...

lepas marah btol2 ni. ish2.

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